I'm Doomed

Here is one picture to rule your life by:

I have two math tests on Monday, planning to do for my film class, other homework, a paper to write. Basically, I hate all those facts, so I'm choosing to ignore them. Bad plan. All I really want to do is stare at that bunny. 

Okay, seriously though, here's what happened this week.
Food first, as always.

 Allie made biscuits, delicious biscuits

 I made nauvoo potatoes again, mmmm...saucy

I had scrum-diddly-umptuous pitas

Pancakes...again

I heated up some soup my parents brought me a few weeks back.

It turned into a lump in the middle of the broth. Quite beautiful, really

 We had a lot of candy left over from Halloween. Jessica made a Milk Dud tower...mmmmm...[drools]

Alli opened a package of skittles and it looked like this

Also, I drank water from a green pepper cup. And it didn't taste bad! :)

Also, we ate delicious Pizza Hut & Papa Murphy's pizza at different points during the week. Mmm...crust.

As always, Snap chat has been an integral part of my life. Here are some examples:

 Look, it's Erika!

 What a surprise

 She, Alli, Amanda and Tori did the haunted forest. They apparently get their kicks from scaring the living crap out of people (whatever that means)

 She's kind of insane...just a little

Yippee

She's got issues. But that was perfect, yay Erika!

 Look, it's me

Contemplation

Here's a picture drawn by my good buddy Rachel

Here are her little siblings, aren't they adorable?

And while I'm on Halloween costumes, here are a few more:

 I had a cape

 My brother, sister-in-law and nephew were Pokemon characters-Ash, Misty & Pikachu!

And my little sister was Ash, aren't we all so dorky?

A few other events:

 I dominated at Matching with Friends

 Francesco here took residence on my knee for three or four days

 I helped my little sister with math homework via Skype

Jess fell asleep...in the middle of the floor (and flopped over the side of the couch, and at the very edge of her bed, and...a few other places)

(Bekah)

 It was quite...lovely

 Indeed. Now it feels funny, I must rectify the situation...later

Two last pictures from Pinterest and some Calculus witticisms and then I'll be gone:

 Freaky

 Double so.

You are now scarred for life, enjoy.

Oh, and watch this video from my childhood:

• "You endure in space, but if you didn't endure in time...*poof*"
• "You could draw something that looks like a tarantula and I wouldn't care."
• "I'm behind the board, walking through the board. I'm magic."
• "I'm being an idiot, but at least I'm having fun with it."
• "Everyone knows that green is the shadow of black..."
• "It's the base of a tetrahedron, but it's upside down, so is it really a base?"
• "It's just polar coordinates, and z is the same, except it's different."
• "This is really just polar coordinates on steroids."
• "Thanks, this is, like all the clothes I wear, not mine."
• "A mechanical pencil, look Ashley, you click and it's sharp."
• "Come tomorrow, work with these on Jason."
• "I am proud of my math-son."
• "Class is going to be a multimedia extravaganza in three colors."
• "Are you an orange-white colorblind?"
  "The beauty of math will get you. It saved me form a life of happiness and prosperity as a physician."
• "We base all our figures on ice cream in here."

Hilarious

Literal Movie Trailers.
My roommate Amanda showed it to me.
It's just kind of worth it. (There are many)

Look, I'm All Registered and Stuff :)

Yippee...I should be in bed.
Peace out.

A Lazy Week

Hey y'all, here's what happened this week. :)

First, food, as I had so much deliciousness last weekend being HOME for Fall Break:

 I went to Wingers with Erika

 My mom got the chips and salsa AND the french fries (due to an overeager, but forgetful waiter, it was quite excellent, actually).

 I had some TASTY fajitas.

The aforementioned waiter hooked us up with some popcorn to go. It was delicious

Erika can attest to that fact.

After Wingers, we went back to my house and watched The Muppet Movie. It was quite wonderful, what with the third greatest gift being dolled out by the armful (laughter; after children and ice cream).

On Thursday I cooked plain chicken for the first time at college. It was quite tasty. This might have to become a more common occurrence...if I can motivate myself to go to the effort.

It made an excellent sandwich. Mmmmm...chicken sandwich [drools]

Another thing that happened over the weekend was Fishpond. Yes, that's right, I got to have it twice this year. There was delicious food there, but somehow, I neglected to photograph any of it. In fact, the only picture I seem to have (there are others in other--unavailable places to me) is this one:

Which...kind of summed up the evening for me. While I did find some time to hang out with the rest of my family, most of my evening was devoted to following these guys (and another small child) around. We found and pet the cat. The little girl (Presley) talked quite enthusiastically about her for quite a while (as well as about my stars in my room and other topics I didn't quite catch). The little boy (Bridger) along with his cousin (Lincoln) were also quite entertaining to play with. (They're the children of my cousins). Also making an appearance that evening was my nephew Edj. I somehow failed to photograph him as well, but I promise, he was there. 

Anyway...on with the rest of the week.

Here are some snapchats:

 Me

And the cat. 

That's really all you need to see.

A few other random highlights of the week:

Saw this on Pinterest. Quite hilarious, if I say so myself.

Erika and I play a lot of electronic "With Friends" games. I'd have to say my favorite at the moment is Dice With Friends. Here is a game where I demolished her. I'd have to say I'm quite proud of my luck.

On Wednesday in University 1040 (I still have no idea what the purpose of that class is), we had a substitute: Professor Nickerson. While waiting for him to arrive, we decided to take a different approach on class that day (as he is quite different, some might say crazy). Here are some pics from four (okay, five) different angles:

 That was Nickerson's doings

 We had to thing of words to write

Lots of words

There's the man himself

And that's what we did before class. 

Here's the end result of the 50 minutes

Erika drew some lovely pictures on Thursday. She was even kind enough to include "reaction" shots.

And I worked on a very useful skill: learning to sign my name upside down. I'm sure someday that ability will come in handy.

So, before I leave you with some more Calculus professor quotations, I'd like to say one more thing:

In the words of Dr. Armstrong:

"I was playing for the nerdiest laugh ever, how did I do?"

"It's just a little problem with the most important theorem of all time."

"Today is the 15th...wait, is Halloween tomorrow?"

"This is other homework: what's the opposite of not?"

"You really have to convince yourself that you cannot do this integral, before you do this integral."

"And that's what I tell my kids; as soon as it gets hard, I just stop."

"If I cut my arm off...that'd be awesome."

"Isn't this already interesting? I mean, this is hella cool."

"There were two of us, and half the class was asleep at any given time."

"This is...something."

"If that confuses you, you might want to remind yourself of the definition of 'triple,' it's a thing."