In case you can't read them:
- A DYSLEXIC POET WRITES INVERSE
- I BREAK INTO SONG IF I CAN'T FIND THE KEY
- YOUR CALENDAR'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED
- BAKERS TRADE RECIPES ON A KNEAD TO KNOW BASIS
- JUMPING OFF A PARIS BRIDGE MAKES YOU IN SEINE (pronounced like 'sane')
- ACUPUNCTURE IS A JAB WELL DONE
- SANTA'S HELPERS ARE SUBORDINATE CLAUSES
- ONCE YOU'VE SEEN ONE SHOPPING CENTER, YOU'VE SEEN THE MALL
- IF A CLOCK GETS HUNGRY IT GOES BACK FOUR SECONDS
- IT'S HARD TO BEAT A BOILED EGG IN THE MORNING
- THE BRIDE GOT A NEW NAME AND A DRESS
- A BIKE CAN'T STAND ALONE BECAUSE IT'S TWO-TIRED
Aren't they wonderful? :D
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