Saturday, January 26, 2013

Tearable, Just Tearable

This makes me happy. Soooo happy :)

In case you can't read them:

  • A DYSLEXIC POET WRITES INVERSE
  • I BREAK INTO SONG IF I CAN'T FIND THE KEY
  • YOUR CALENDAR'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED
  • BAKERS TRADE RECIPES ON A KNEAD TO KNOW BASIS
  • JUMPING OFF A PARIS BRIDGE MAKES YOU IN SEINE (pronounced like 'sane')
  • ACUPUNCTURE IS A JAB WELL DONE
  • SANTA'S HELPERS ARE SUBORDINATE CLAUSES
  • ONCE YOU'VE SEEN ONE SHOPPING CENTER, YOU'VE SEEN THE MALL
  • IF A CLOCK GETS HUNGRY IT GOES BACK FOUR SECONDS
  • IT'S HARD TO BEAT A BOILED EGG IN THE MORNING
  • THE BRIDE GOT A NEW NAME AND A DRESS
  • A BIKE CAN'T STAND ALONE BECAUSE IT'S TWO-TIRED
Aren't they wonderful? :D

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