Halloween 'n Stuff :)

"Halloween was created by the Boston Celtics..." -Russ Mayo

I'm a pumpkin. :)

Little Kids Are Funny

On Sunday my extended-ish family (on my Mom's side) came to my house for a Halloween celebration.
It was lots of fun, with lots of yummy candy. :)
So my cousin has two kids, a little baby named Bridger and a little girl who's about two named Presley.
And Bridger was drooling, so Presley said:

"Bridger's dripping..." -Presley

And it was great.
So yeah. :D

Happy Birthday John Adams!

"I have accepted a seat in the House of Representatives, and thereby have consented to my own ruin, to your ruin, and to the ruin of our children. I give you this warning that you may prepare your mind for your fate." -John Adams

He's basically one of the coolest historical figures ever. :)
And...today's his birthday. So that's cool.
I'll probably eat some good potatoes tonight. Maybe.
Or something good to celebrate.

Yay John Adams!

A Simile

"I just said, 'she runs like a drunk penguin.'" -Cassie Wood

Awesome

"I said, 'we can all go back to heaven because Jesus was inactive.'" -Bayles

So Good

Today I watched The Anvengers with my most amazing-est Yearbook-editor friend Kirsten Marquis.
Just barely, actually.

That movie is SO GOOD.
As was the company.

"Hulk, smash." -Captain America

I'd forgotten how amazing that movie is.

Kirst and I should hang out more.

And...life is good. :D

Two For You

From Yearbook:

"Lowercase the but." -Marinda

"The breath smear!" -Ansleigh 

Theoatmeal.com

It's kind of a strange, somewhat disturbing website. But I like it.
Created by Oatmeal

Kirst

She's an editor. She's pretty much awesome. She's kind of crazy, so deal with it.

"I'm afraid of wild boars and Catholics." -Kirsten

'M So Excited

I get to hang out with an awesome person this weekend.
So good.
Kirsten Marquis is one of the coolest people I know.
For reals.

But...What if I Want To?

"Then you go jump into a vat of sugar..." -Van Djik

Biology Mating Signals

"That's three hops and a wiggle, that's disgusting. I like two hops and a wiggle." -Van Djik

Best Cookies. Ever.

We saw these at Walmart on Saturday, so we got 'em.

And gave 'em to Newman.

"I'm flattered, I think." -Newman

Franklin Wisdom

"I've been asleep all day, physically." -Franklin

I want to do this. Lots.

More Alcohol...Because of Biology

"They could build shorter stone walls which would give them more time to get drunk at the pub." -Van Djik

Biology is AWKWARD

"Basically, if you're not having sex, you might as well be dead." -Van Djik

I worry. A lot.

Um...Fail

"Gay men will be turned straight for Darren Criss!" -Mishae

Good Times Roll

"Battle of the sexes...and a pig!" -Mallory

We had a discussion about toilet paper today.
It was wonderful.
Here's a little excerpt:

Kat: I like it under. Just because.
Me: It's people like you who make this world hard to live in.


Good times. Good times.

Awkward Biology

I've got two for you today:

"Everyone likes the male ones..." -Van Djik

"We picked male cones." -Rachel Eldredge

In Yearbook...

"I just want a blue-eyed baby, dang it!" -Aryn Espiritu

Goin' A Little Self-Loving

"You can love someone without loving everything about them." -Me

Strange Words

"You can't have a guy going, 'I wanna mate with the girl over there with the pretty eyes and FLUFFY TAIL." -Van Djik

Celebrity Yearbook Photos

"Oh my neerd. That is the sweetest neerd I have ever seen! David Letterman had a neerd in high school!" -Bayles

Happy Birthday

To one of my favorite actors ever:
Hugh Jackman.

Yay! :D

Imagination.

"Let's say I pick up this rabbit right here." (pets imaginary rabbit) -Van Djik

Here's what I saw:

Um...Okay, Thanks For That Image...

"Cute, fluffy rabbits; bloody, floppy alleles." -Van Djik

For Your Awareness

IT'S FALL BREAK! Yay, no school. :) I went and read a whole book at Barnes and Noble this evening to celebrate. :) Huzzah!

Hollywood is...a Different Place

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -Marilyn Monroe

Ladies And Gentlemen...

I give you:
The Neard.

In History.

Modern Times.

Scary.

A Little Violent There, Van Djik

"I could slit its throat, pull out its heart and find its genes." -Van Djik

So that's what happened to your bunny...

My Thoughts

I keep thinking.

Right now I don't have constant internet access.
But when I go to college, I will.
So I keep thinking that I will probably post on my blog more often.
I might write some reviews, watch some TV shows.
Because I'll be able to whenever I want.

But then I think:

No I won't. Because I don't do it now.
And I'll just be busy in college.
But I dunno, maybe I will.
That'd be nice.
Maybe.
Who knows?

Ah, Lincoln

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

Wow.

I have no words. Amazing.

Here's Life, A Little

 Cat sitting on a table :)

And here's who would teach at our (nerdy) school. 

Bio

In biology a few weeks ago, we learned about saccharides (sugars).

So I wrote with them. 

Yeah. ;)

Mocking Insects

"The insects just sit there and laugh." -Van Djik

Sad, But Probably True

"You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars." -Charles Kuralt

I'm In Love

Best.

Jacket.

Ever.

'Nuff Said :)

Um, Okay...

"This drunk navajo stole my broom and broke it over a cop car." -Bayles

We Watched This in Psychology

Because Bayles didn't want to talk anymore.

Time well spent. :)

Acceptance

I'm officially accepted to college.

 Aren't I special?

 Congratulations! :)

Seriously, It's Just Bayles

"You look normal. You must have gingevitus." -Bayles

$5

I went to my neighbor's house tonight. From 9-11ish.
From 9-10:15, I was there reading. I kinda got creeped out, because it was dark and late.
The kids were in bed. I was there in case they woke up.
They didn't.
Then the parents got home, we ended up talking forever.
And I got $5.

Time well spent.

Wise One

"First of all, boys and girls are different." -Bayles

Store This in My "Book of Future Ideas"

"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny." -Jim Carey

Thanks, Bayles

"I didn't swear! I don't do that...in class...on purpose." -Bayles

Maybe Kind of True :)

“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
6. We are enforcing the dress code.
7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.
10. We want to hear what you have to say.”

― Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak