Showing posts with label Math. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Math. Show all posts

Saturday, November 2, 2013

I'm Doomed

Here is one picture to rule your life by:
I have two math tests on Monday, planning to do for my film class, other homework, a paper to write. Basically, I hate all those facts, so I'm choosing to ignore them. Bad plan. All I really want to do is stare at that bunny. 
Okay, seriously though, here's what happened this week.
Food first, as always.
 Allie made biscuits, delicious biscuits
 I made nauvoo potatoes again, mmmm...saucy
I had scrum-diddly-umptuous pitas
Pancakes...again
I heated up some soup my parents brought me a few weeks back.
It turned into a lump in the middle of the broth. Quite beautiful, really
 We had a lot of candy left over from Halloween. Jessica made a Milk Dud tower...mmmmm...[drools]
Alli opened a package of skittles and it looked like this
Also, I drank water from a green pepper cup. And it didn't taste bad! :)
Also, we ate delicious Pizza Hut & Papa Murphy's pizza at different points during the week. Mmm...crust.
As always, Snap chat has been an integral part of my life. Here are some examples:
 Look, it's Erika!
 What a surprise
 She, Alli, Amanda and Tori did the haunted forest. They apparently get their kicks from scaring the living crap out of people (whatever that means)
 She's kind of insane...just a little
Yippee
She's got issues. But that was perfect, yay Erika!
 Look, it's me
Contemplation
Here's a picture drawn by my good buddy Rachel
Here are her little siblings, aren't they adorable?
And while I'm on Halloween costumes, here are a few more:
 I had a cape
 My brother, sister-in-law and nephew were Pokemon characters-Ash, Misty & Pikachu!
And my little sister was Ash, aren't we all so dorky?
A few other events:
 I dominated at Matching with Friends
 Francesco here took residence on my knee for three or four days
 I helped my little sister with math homework via Skype
Jess fell asleep...in the middle of the floor (and flopped over the side of the couch, and at the very edge of her bed, and...a few other places)
(Bekah)
 It was quite...lovely
 Indeed. Now it feels funny, I must rectify the situation...later
Two last pictures from Pinterest and some Calculus witticisms and then I'll be gone:
 Freaky
 Double so.
You are now scarred for life, enjoy.
Oh, and watch this video from my childhood:

  • "You endure in space, but if you didn't endure in time...*poof*"
  • "You could draw something that looks like a tarantula and I wouldn't care."
  • "I'm behind the board, walking through the board. I'm magic."
  • "I'm being an idiot, but at least I'm having fun with it."
  • "Everyone knows that green is the shadow of black..."
  • "It's the base of a tetrahedron, but it's upside down, so is it really a base?"
  • "It's just polar coordinates, and z is the same, except it's different."
  • "This is really just polar coordinates on steroids."
  • "Thanks, this is, like all the clothes I wear, not mine."
  • "A mechanical pencil, look Ashley, you click and it's sharp."
  • "Come tomorrow, work with these on Jason."
  • "I am proud of my math-son."
  • "Class is going to be a multimedia extravaganza in three colors."
  • "Are you an orange-white colorblind?"
    "The beauty of math will get you. It saved me form a life of happiness and prosperity as a physician."
  • "We base all our figures on ice cream in here."

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Pictures and Siri and Family Oh My

Okay, so I'm having a bit of a brain meltdown on how to arrange this post. So...I guess I'll just go for it. Here's what happened this week:
First, a random assortment of pictures.
 Bekah's a bunny
 I'm a bull
 Cucumber Orca ;)
 Horse Hair
 Gonzo squash! :D
 Orca's a wizard
Vinnie is a gentleman, with a moustache.
Here's some tasty food:

 On Tuesday we fed the missionaries.
We made a lot of breakfast food: pancakes, bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns, juice. :)
Erika tried to grate a baked potato...it turned out interesting-ly 
 
On Tuesday we made fajitas
Mine were beautiful
 On Thursday we had Oreos
in shake form....mmmmm....{drools}
We eat popcorn
A lot of popcorn, especially Erika
Here are some pretty pictures I drew:
 Beef
 Clouds...and a muffin man
 Hogwarts
 Erika and I want a rat when we grow up
 Seagulls poop
Spi-ay-der
Siri kind of scares us sometimes,


But sometimes it's good for a laugh,





I also have several friends who Snapchat quite wonderfully:
 Heather
 Erika
Rachel
Here are some fun ones:




And the best one:
Another thing that happened this week is that my family came down to visit during their fall break. They made us dinner and the aforementioned shakes on Thursday, as well as buying me a LOAD of groceries. My mom put on our Halloween tradition of fishpond. We all got "fish" which were wonderful objects/treats. Basically, presents for Halloween. Then, on Friday, my mom helped me do my laundry...lots of money. She also helped me clean the bathroom, that was quite exciting. We went to see the production of The Marvelous Wonderettes at the Shakespeare Festival. We also went out to eat at a Mexican restaurant called Brody's. Saturday we went golfing and then got some pretty tasty frozen yogurt from a place called Krave. It was a good weekend. :D
Thursday:
 Fishing, 
 Fishing,
Fishing.
 Erika got cookbooks
 Jessica got Nutella
We all got popcorn (even if you can't see it)
I got awesome dry erase crayons :)
Dad made the delicious Oreo shakes
 There were smiles all around
 Katelyn...was there ;)
Mom liked to talk. She certainly enjoyed herself.
It was a good night (the sign says "loon")
Friday:
 Loads (literally) of laundry
Wonderful productions
Saturday: 

 Golf carts! :D
 Father. Score: 60
 Katelyn. Score: 77
 Me. Score: 91 
There were about 8 gajillion potguts on the course. We named a lot of them: Stan, Jeremy, Chuck, Chet, Fred, Pete.
This is Chet.
 Dad's yogurt
 Katelyn's yogurt
 My yogurt
 Mom's yogurt
Mmmm...yogurt.
I'd like to end with some more wonderful quotes from Calculus quotes from this guy:
Dr. Armstrong (who I might get to take another class from next semester!)
  • "Don't say Lagr"ay"nge, you'll sound like a hick. Say Lagr"ah"nge, you'll sound like a wannabe Frenchman."
  • "Unless you have very skinny cows, you're not going to set x=0."
  • "Let's have a 'bring a buddy' day on Friday...unless you're a math major and you don't have a buddy."
  • "I'll be going to a football game all day Saturday, and Sunday doesn't exist."
  • "Unless I die, which...I hope I get better if I do."
  • "And, just so I can say it, sextuple integrals..."
  • "I hope you're not discussing another subject in my class, because that would be dangerous for you."
  • "I'm not going to have you recreate this on a test, because I don't want to have to grade it. That would be the last thing I'd want to do...well, hanging upside down from my toenails would be, but this is next.
  • "I care about these stars especially."
  • "Just because it's called the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, doesn't mean it's important."
  • "I'm going to abbreviate it like this: Fun. Theorem of Calculus."
  • That's a great question. It's like I gave you $5 before class to ask that question at this exact time."