This Just In...

"Russ purchases music." "I do. I don't own a single song..." -Russ Mayo :D

Gov & Cit

I had my first class of that just barely, with Embley. Franklin's in my class, so that's cool :) It was actually pretty good. I feel like I talked a lot. It was kind of weird. I seriously hate politics, but somehow when they come up, I have a lot to say. Anyway, here's a quote:

"If men were angels, no government would be necessary." -James Madison

From Once Upon a Time

"I don't want my pain to go away. It makes me who I am. It makes me...Grumpy."

Nonsense

"It's a deer...in the forest...in the winter." -Marinda

Right, I Totally Believe That ;)

"We were constantly bombarded by girls coming to visit us." -Van Djik

When We Discuss Christmas

"I think it's time to tell you we were separated at birth." -Aaron

I Read This Today:

     "Morning," he says groggily as he grabs a cup out of the dishwasher. He walks over to the coffeepot and proceeds to pour coffee into the World's Greatest Dad cup.
     "What do you think you're doing?" I ask him.
     "Hey, you aren't the only one who had a bad night." Kel climbs onto a stool on the opposite side of the bar. "Fourth grade is rough. I had two ours of homework," he says as he brings the cup to his mouth.

Belief Systems

"Cats cause schizophrenia." -Bayles

Fear

"My shadow's scary. It's really tall." -Bayles

Birthdays

"It's the 16th anniversary of when you escaped from the womb." -Mishae

He Really Said That, Yes He Did

Carter: Do I need to confiscate cell phones?
Justin: I am on the phone!

Those Poor Sensitive B-Cells

"You're too sensitive, we'll kill you." -Van Djik

A Children's Book

In English on Monday, Ryan Smith read us a story for his daily presentation. It was great fun. :)

"So you don't grow fat and become a fraggle." -Ryan

Hysteria

"Having your uterus all twisted up doesn't make you cra--well, it could." -Bayles

Little Failures Make Everything Funnier

"One two, eyes on me." -Marinda

That one got some applause :)

Strange Ideas

"I'm gonna name this goldfish Kevin, and then I'm gonna eat it." -Carley Sturgis

He Said It About Zac Brown

"I would date this man if I weren't also a man." -Kevin Goodrich

A Couple Things

"I would love you to burn my house down." -Bayles

"That's awesome! I'm gonna start using that around my mother-in-law. Holy Grandma!" -Bayles 

Brilliance & Stupidity in One

Bayles: What is the climate in Scotland?

Hayden: Scottish.

Sad, But Probably True

"My kids are the greatest toys I've ever had." -Bayles