Like Beth Said...

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." -Voltaire

And Voltaire I guess. :P

A Crazy Week

This week has been...let's just say, interesting.
On Monday, of course, I awoke after about 2 1/2 hours of sleep in a boiling house.
Then I went home.
I ate some food, went to the gym, and watched some Drop Dead Diva.
And that afternoon/evening, I hung out with Beth for the first time in forever.
We watched The Muppet Movie, played on my phone, and ate some delicious slush.
Oh, also, we made this:
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Tuesday I woke up at seven fifteen to go put up flags. Oh joy.
Although, I had some delicious raspberry muffins. Om nom nom. And...I guess, I only put a couple up.
But still...
After that, I ate some french toast and then went golfing.
It was HOT. So of course, afterwards we went to Coldstone's. It was delicious.
I was pretty tired at that point, so I watched some more Drop Dead Diva.
At 6:30 I went to a barbecue at my brother and sister-in-law's house.
I ate hot dogs, drank homemade rootbeer, and ate delicious cookies.
I watched Drop Dead Diva (see the pattern forming?).
Wednesday morning was spent at the Fox Hollow golf course.
I awoke at 6:15 a.m. (so early) and was there by exactly 7.
My little sister was there too, which was kind of cool. And she had some great shots.
In the afternoon, I went to Barnes and Noble, for the first time in a month.
It was a really fun night, and when I got home I watched Drop Dead Diva.
Today I slept in until eleven. I watched Dark Knight Rises with Merkley and Josh at noon.
It's a disturbing movie, but still fun. I had a good time.
The evening was wrapped up with a short trip to our stake youth barbecue, for cheetos and watermelon.
Tomorrow I'll go to our family reunion where I'll remain until Sunday.
Wish me luck. ;)

One of My Most Favoritest People...

This is Beth. Basically, she one of the most awesome people in the entire world. She's smart, funny, and she plays the flute like a pro. She goes to Timpanogos High School, so I don't get to see her a lot, but she's still FLIPPIN' EPIC. She liked to make delicious food like cake balls, potatoes, and bacon-based deliciousness. She knows all sorts of crazy random plays and musicals. She's one of my best friends.
So,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETH!!!!

"If only we were all wiener dogs, all our problems would be solved"

Today was prom...which I didn't go to, obviously. Instead I went to see The Avengers with my family. That has to be one of the best movies ever created. It was amazing and now I can't wait to see it again!! It was funny, action-packed, and full of big names. You gotta love Tony Stark though. After the movie, I played a little Scrabble with my brother and sister-in-law. I found the word Satan. I was pretty proud of that. :) My friend Beth came over a little before eight. She's so awesome and it was FANTASTIC to see her. We ate ice cream and mint Oreos and watched The Brave Little Toaster. I swear, that movie has to be one of the most ridiculous and odd I have ever seen. But it's still hilarious to watch. One of my favorite quotes (and most of the best) is by the radio. John Lovitz is a comedy genius.
He says, "We're like Also, we came up with some lessons that can be learned from the movie.

And the moral of the story is...

• They all want the worm, but only the hawk can have the fish.
• You'll always be unhappy in love...especially if you're a flower...and you love a toaster.
• You should take everything you've ever owned with you to college, because appliances have feelings too.
• At night your toaster has nightmares about evil firefighter clowns.

The end. :)

Happy New Year Y'all

Yeah...
It's 2012 now, weird.
Hopefully it'll be a good year.

I rang it in with my good buddies.
Beth Foley, Jon LeBaron, Heather Armstrong, Franklin Palmer, Matt Ricks, Taryn Whetten, and a couple other random people. :)
We played cards, and sprayed lots of silly string.
Good times. :D

 (converse party!)

Happy New Year from Fat Dog and Lazy Cat! :D

That's Legit

It's red inside. :)

And the green one tastes like mint. :D

Beth, you're amazing.

Driving

 Yesterday, it was my 6th months.

That means that I can now legally drive peoples who are not in my family. :)

It was very, very exciting.

 We got 5 things of 99-cent Wendy's fries. Om nom nom. :D

 And Cream Horns (so sugary, but fun, you can only eat one or two before getting sick.)

And Fanta. :)

This is Beth. She's the most awesomest red head I know. :)

Huzzah for celebrating!!

Tomorrow!

Tomorrow! I love ya tomorrow!
Can't wait to steal Beth!! :D
OHMYGOSH!!! I CAN DRIVE PEOPLE TOMORROW!!
LEGALLY! :D

Veni

This is the song my little sister just got in her band class.

Yeah...it looks boring, right?

...

...

WRONG!

Look at the title. Do you see it?

"Veni"

Yes, Veni.

That's my friend Beth's nickname.

It's amazing! :O

Happiness. :)

Our Trip to Trafalga...

Last week (at least I think it was last week)

I went to Trafalga with my friend Beth...

 My brother, and his "friend" Kate.

 We drew on our pizza box.

It was a nondescript, white box

So we decided there were explosives in there.

And then Kate drew "us"

 Beth and I had fun chillaxing

 And we saw a, get this:

Fat Dog! Haha. :D

 And Beth drew the duo at Trafalga.

And I got a moustache as a prize. :D 

Also, I got stuck on the Go-Karts.

We Mini-Golfed

I "didn't" go into the forbidden water

(Just my arm)

We rode the Carousel.

And did mini bowling.

It was great. :D

Pi Approximation Day

Mmmm...pie.

 Oh how I love you. :)



It was yesterday.

Great holiday.

I made chocolate pie with Beth.

It was delicious.

Om nom nom. :D

Then I went to my friend Heather's house for a party.

It was a great night. :)

Before the Fire

Yay for Drawing!

"Oh, hey Jacob..."

Silly Franklin

And the guys got bark for the fire...

Beth made some silly faces

Heather Took pictures

We sat around and talked...

Josh was a grass man.

It was odd.

The Adventures of Fat Dog and Lazy Cat

On Thursday my friend Beth and I created this comic thing.
Well...I kind of thought of it, and then Beth drew it.
And now I'm in charge of writing something to go along with it.
But that's yet to be done.
It's kind of amazing though. :D

HAPPY BIRFDAY BETH!!!

Today is a momentous occasion.

Today is the day that my best friend, Beth Foley turns 16.

It's quite exciting.

She really is an amazing person.

We like to draw with chalk :)

(That's a T exploding with pink and yellow streams of lava)

We play at parks

(We really are quite immature)

We chill at Heather's house.

She makes funny faces in pictures :)

She looks ravishing

She draws fruit in my yearbook

(And other exciting things)

She gets bored sometimes...

We chill a lot in grass

(Last year I missed her birthday party at Sami's, but I heard it was epic)

She's deserving of a duck cake.

She plays a wicked flute solo

(Don't we look lovely?)

She pulls off a mean mustache.

We dress up epically in neon clothes :D

We randomly dance!

She did Science Demo

(She was the curtain mistress)

She has great dexterity and balance

She looks awesome in my hat

And she was a stage manager for two plays :)

She's pretty much one of the coolest people I've ever met.

Love you Beth!!

Happy Birthday Beth!