My Brother's Favorite Commercials

Here they are:

That kid is pretty dang funny.
So good. :)

(Because apparently all that guy ever does is dunk)

Anyway, enjoy. :D

Tearable, Just Tearable

This makes me happy. Soooo happy :)

In case you can't read them:

• A DYSLEXIC POET WRITES INVERSE
• I BREAK INTO SONG IF I CAN'T FIND THE KEY
• YOUR CALENDAR'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED
• BAKERS TRADE RECIPES ON A KNEAD TO KNOW BASIS
• JUMPING OFF A PARIS BRIDGE MAKES YOU IN SEINE (pronounced like 'sane')
• ACUPUNCTURE IS A JAB WELL DONE
• SANTA'S HELPERS ARE SUBORDINATE CLAUSES
• ONCE YOU'VE SEEN ONE SHOPPING CENTER, YOU'VE SEEN THE MALL
• IF A CLOCK GETS HUNGRY IT GOES BACK FOUR SECONDS
• IT'S HARD TO BEAT A BOILED EGG IN THE MORNING
• THE BRIDE GOT A NEW NAME AND A DRESS
• A BIKE CAN'T STAND ALONE BECAUSE IT'S TWO-TIRED

Aren't they wonderful? :D

Dear Motor Vehicle Drivers,

Okay, seriously. What is up with the brites? They are not necessary, painful, and generally unpleasant. I'm sick of being blinded by cars going in the opposite direction of me. Disgruntled, Me

Gov & Cit

I had my first class of that just barely, with Embley. Franklin's in my class, so that's cool :) It was actually pretty good. I feel like I talked a lot. It was kind of weird. I seriously hate politics, but somehow when they come up, I have a lot to say. Anyway, here's a quote:

"If men were angels, no government would be necessary." -James Madison

From Once Upon a Time

"I don't want my pain to go away. It makes me who I am. It makes me...Grumpy."

Awesome and HUGE Giveaways :)

There are some I've seen recently.
Here. And here. Also here.
Oh, the joys of trying to win free things.

People's Choice

I watched the awards show tonight. A little disappointed on some things (Comedic Actor & Actress for TV shows). But some things worked out really well. Nathan Fillion for best Dramatic Actor on a TV Show. Big Bang Theory as the Best Network Comedy. That was well deserved. Because those guys are amazing.
Just look at them:

Pure awesomeness.
Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Johnny Galecki, Simon Herberg, Kunal Nayyar, etc.
You guys are my heroes :)

Obsession

I'm kind of obsessed with this song right now:

All the singers in it are so amazing.
Especially this guy:

He's the kind of guy you see in a movie and think, "He seems familiar, what's he been in before?" But when you look him up on imdb, that movie is the one and only thing he's been in (which is pretty impressive, given he's a semi-main character). And then you realize:

Oh. I know where I've seen him before. In my dreams.

Because he's that awesome. And dorky. And musically talented. And wonderful. :D

That is my obsession of the most recent times. 

Nonsense

"It's a deer...in the forest...in the winter." -Marinda

Right, I Totally Believe That ;)

"We were constantly bombarded by girls coming to visit us." -Van Djik

When We Discuss Christmas

"I think it's time to tell you we were separated at birth." -Aaron