I like this

"We were together. I forget the rest." -Walt Whitman

Ain't That The Truth?

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." -Mark Twain

Math, Yearbook, and Other Things I Did Yesterday

Yesterday was amazing!

After school, I went to a math competition. I love math. We had a 100 question test and 30 minutes to do as much as I can. It was so much fun!! :D PGHS had only 6 people there, and we took 3rd place out of 6 schools! Yay PG! I had the best score at PG (so I got a 2-liter bottle of Sunkist), and also the second highest score of the competition. I got 35 right out of the 45 I answered. That's 78%. The kid who had the highest score got 52 right! That's crazy! It made me feel special that I was second though. Also, Zac Brown won an iPod in the raffle, and I got an 8 GB flashdrive. It was so awesome!!

At about 6:20, I went to a yearbook party. It was fantastic! There were delicious nachos and chips & salsa from Los Hermanos. Oh my gosh, so good! It was a really funny and fun time. Some people were slightly injured (but not seriously, and just briefly), and I won the snort game (that was interesting), and I got dizzy on the swings. It was a really good night!

Unfortunately...I had to go home and let my sister inside the house at about 8:30. And then I had to do my Biology homework (memorizing leaves). I did watch the season premiere of Big Bang Theory, and the Series premiere of Elementary. That show is sooo cool! :D Sherlock Holmes is such a great, crazy character. It's wonderful, really.

The only really bad part about the night was the lack of sleep. I didn't actually end up going to bed until about 1:30, so I'm kind of tired. I've been doing bad this week with going to sleep anywhere before midnight. Thank goodness it's the weekend. I can finally sleep! :D

I've Done It

"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.” ― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

Ohhhh, Burn...

“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself” -Mark Twain

Yesterday

It started.
So. Awesome. I'm so excited for this season.
Zooey Deschanel is one of my favorite actors. Ever.
Yay! :D

I Like This...

“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” -Josh Groban

I Want to Be 7 Again...

That was a good time in my life. No responsibility. Ah, seven.

"The world's a playground! You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it." -Yes Man

Today in Biology...

We went and collected leaves. Here's what Van Djik had to say:

"We are people. We are not lemmings!" -Van Djik

A Joke For You

Because it made me laugh. :) "A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes later they reappeared together with a third person. “They have multiplied,” said the biologist. “Oh no, an error in measurement,” the physicist sighed. “If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again,” the mathematician concluded."

Mallow Toasting

I made s'mores in the toaster oven tonight. They were quite delicious. And puffed up. :D

Destruction

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

The Importance of Being Earnest

I've been thinking about that play. It's pretty funny. I like it. :) Here's a silly quote:

"Considering that we have been engaged since February the 14th, and that I only met you today for the first time, i think it is rather hard that you should leave me for so long a period as half an hour. Couldn't you make it twenty minutes?" -Cecily (Page 62)

Wisdom on Idiots

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

A Question for You...

"Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? "

Thoughts for Thoughts

"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"

Truth

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." -Jim Carrey 

Haha, Silly Van Djik

"Cow farting is a major contributor to global warning." -Van Djik

Interesting...

"I speak three languages fluently: English, sarcasm, and profanity." -Jake

Haha, A Moose :)

"Now, look at this moose." -Van Djik

In the Disneyland Pirate's Ride...

"And there's wenches for sale!" -Coach Carter

Experiments

"Thank you for your child, we're going to neglect him for five years..." -Bayles

No Offense, But...

"In America anyone can become president. That’s the problem." -George Carlin

That's so cool :)

Don't miss out on the party of the year! That's right, it's time for Enna Isilee's Birthday Bash! In fact, it's not just time, it's HALF OVER! If you want to see the full awesome that is the Birthday Bash then you can click here. Enna's put together a whole schedule and information there. But take a look at what she's giving away so far, and this is only half! The next two weeks will also have a giveaway EVERY DAY!

Click on the the book you want to win to be taken to an interview with the author where you can enter to win the book pictured! Come party with me, it's a blast!


(That last one, I mean :D)

Wisdom of a Lucy

"A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright." -Lucille Ball

Book Blog Giveaway

There's a giveaway here, and that's cool. So... :D

Marx-ism

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot." -Groucho Marx

Like Beth Said...

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." -Voltaire

And Voltaire I guess. :P

Weird...

So...I just tried to log into my grades.

And it brought up this instead...

I don't think that's right...

Yes! :D

"To err is human, to arr is pirate."

Mmmm...Doughnuts :)

"There’s one thing that’s really great about waking up early, and it’s not jogging or greeting the day – it’s just that that’s when they make doughnuts" -Kathy Griffin

Sad Thought

"Did you ever feel like life is a tuxedo and you’re just a pair of brown shoes?" -George Goebel

A Funny Non-Truth

"Trains stop at train stations; Buses stop at bus stations; On my desk is a workstation."

Presidential Wisdom

"It’s a recession when your neighbors loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours." -Harry S. Truman

Messin' With Your Mind, Psychology Style

"If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind."