Sunday, December 23, 2012

For Your Enjoyment

It's been  a while. Here, have some jokes:

Q: What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
A: Udder destruction.

Yak yak yak ;)

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Guffaw, guffaw!

Q: What do you call a donkey with ear muffs on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Hee-haw, hee-haw! :D

Q: How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
A: Take away his credit cards.

Tee-hee :)

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