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Haha, these were good. :)

• If 2 red balloons make a yellow brick and that brick leaves home before it matures how many pancakes does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a pickle?
• Teacher: I'm sorry. Is my teaching interrupting your conversation? Student: Why, yes. Yes it is. Thanks for asking :)
• If you have split personalities and one of them decides to kill the other is that suicide or murder?
• Yes I'm loud, yes I'm crazy, and you hate me because I can do it all in public and people still love me!!!
• Anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.
• Today I was eating at Subway when a woman asked an employee how long the six-inch was.

So...yeah. Those were fun. :D